Funny Hypocrisy Quotes
Hypocrisy is basically the act of claiming to believe in something only to be found doing the exact opposite of what one claims to believe, it could be summarily considered to be pretence. A hypocrite is one who has taken the act of hypocrisy as their way of life, they can’t do with out hypocrisy, they often times worse than liars, hypocrites can be funny because most of the things they do is obvious and known to everyone and not hidden in any way. Knowing how to live with and manage hypocrites is an important skill everyone must learn, that is what these funny hypocrisy quotes are all about. Even though the hypocrisy funny quotes contain pun, they are not meant for jokes but for serious business of understanding hypocrites and their ways.
The funny quotes about hypocrisy were written in such a manner that it would be easy to read not sound mundane and boring but funny and interesting for those who don’t want to fall victim of hypocritical people around them. These funny hypocrisy quotes were compiled from works of great men and women from the past and present, whom have studied hypocrite and hypocrisy and have come to a stage where they have a great understanding of how manipulative hypocrites can be. The purpose and end result of hypocrisy is manipulation, there aren’t any more use for it. That is why when a hypocrite fails at their manipulation, the whole act begin to seem funny.
To learn from the knowledge experience of these people who have a great understanding of hypocrisy you have to continue down to read the funny quotes about hypocrisy that were compiled from their works and speeches.
Hypocrisy Funny Quotes
- It’s amazing how much panic one honest man can spread among a multitude of hypocrites. — Thomas Sowell
- The contemporary anthropologist, under progressives’ severe gaze, skips quickly over ethnic differences like over hot coals — Nicolas Gomez Davila
- Be true to yourself. – Anonymous
- When you aren’t sincere you need to pretend, and by pretending you end up believing yourself. That’s the basic principle of every faith. — Alberto Moravia
- If any teacher tries to persuade you that hypocrisy is not a part of your blood and bone and flesh, and can therefore be trained out of you by determined and watchful and ceaseless and diligent application to the job, do not you heed him; ask him to cure himself first, then call again. – Mark Twain
- The first man was a hypocrite and a coward, qualities which have not yet failed in his line; it is the foundation upon which all civilizations have been built. – Mark Twain
- A bad man is worse when he pretends to be a saint. — Francis Bacon
- The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. — Anatole France
- The only vice which cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy. — William Hazlitt
- Actors are the only honest hypocrites. — William Hazlitt
- We are not hypocrites in our sleep. – William Hazlitt
- It is not possible to read a person at first sight. The virtues are usually covered by the veil of modesty, while the flaws wear the mask of hypocrisy. — Jean de La Bruyère
- Modesty is the delicate form of hypocrisy. — Remy de Gourmont
- Manners are the hypocrisy of nations. — Honoré de Balzac
- Lie during the day and dream at night, there is the man. — Gustave Flaubert
- The fellow that calls you “brother” usually wants something that doesn’t belong to him. — Kin Hubbard
- We have in fact, two kinds of morality, side by side: one which we preach, but do not practice, and another which we practice, but seldom preach. — Bertrand Russell
- Stoicism for show: to be an enthusiast of nil admirari, an hysteric of ataraxia. — Emile M. Cioran
- There was more good acting at Hollywood parties than ever appeared on the screen. — Bette Davis
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks. — William Shakespeare
- God hath given you one face, and you make yourself another. — William Shakespeare
- It is a good divine that follows his own instructions. –William Shakespeare
- Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all. – William Shakespeare
- God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. – William Shakespeare
- He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it. – George Orwell
- A humanitarian is always a hypocrite. – George Orwell
- As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. – Virginia Woolf
- Don’t let your will roar when your power only whispers. — Dr. Thomas Fuller
- He does not believe who does not live according to his belief. – Dr. Thomas Fuller
- We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves we have no great ones. — François de La Rochefoucauld
- Nothing prevents us being natural so much as the desire to appear so. François de — La Rochefoucauld
- Hypocrisy is an homage that vice pays to virtue. — François de La Rochefoucauld
- Hypocrisy is a tribute that vice pays to virtue. – François de La Rochefoucauld
- Ordinary hypocrites pretend to be doves; political and literary hypocrites pretend to be eagles. But don’t be disconcerted by their aquiline appearance. They are not eagles, but rats or dogs. — Anton Chekhov
- Politeness , n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. — Ambrose Bierce
- It is farmers who are nice to the cows and the pigs and then kill them. It’s even more hypocritical than hunters. At least the hunters don’t flatter the animals. — Karl Lagerfeld
- In a separation it is the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things. — Marcel Proust
- There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts. — Joseph RouxK
- When you turn your back on hypocrisy and do nothing you don’t change the hearts of others you change yours. – Shannon L. Alder
- The human qualities can be expressed in one word: hypocrisy. – Joe
- If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a peace conference, you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes. — Joseph Stalin
- Hypocrites are those who apply to others the standards that they refuse to accept for themselves. — Noam Chomsky
- In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. — Charles de Gaulle
- We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. — Arthur Schopenhauer
- If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. — Marilyn Monroe
- Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it; anything but live for it. — Charles Caleb Colton
- There is nothing worse than words of kindness that lie. — Juvenal
- Many have quarreled about religion that never practised it. – Benjamin Franklin
- An open foe may prove a curse but a pretended friend is worse. – Benjamin Franklin
- It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself. – Eleanor Roosevelt
- Although they despise each other, they embrace each other, and although they want to be above the others, they bow to each other. – Marcus Aurelius
- Cheats and hypocrites are those who do everything with words and do nothing with actions. – Democritus
- Many, while performing the foulest deeds, use the fairest words. – Democritus
- One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. – Moliere
- The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be. – Socrates
- False friends leave you in times of trouble. – Aesop
- A prostitute and a politician pour similar tears. – Menander
- Welcome words on their lips, and murder in their hearts. – Homer
- All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance. – Theodore M. Hesburgh
- They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it’s better, but I say it ain’t. I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun. – Billy Joel
- You can… Love the church for their good works, or you can hate the church for their… Hypocrisy. – Robert Goren
- Thats called hypocrisy, you shuck face piece of -! – James Dashner
- I do not believe in hypocrisy. – Vijay Mallya
- Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is. – Rebecca West
- It is humiliating to realize that when you drive yourself underground, when you fake who you are, often you do so for people you do not even like or respect. – Nathaniel Branden
- To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them. – Aristophanes
- Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can’t bear to have anyone else one. –Josh Billings
- Hypocrisy has its own elegant symmetry. – Julie Metz
- Hypocrisy is a quality found in others. I am an optimist. I believe that saying the right thing will eventually cause people to do the right thing for me. – Bauvard
- Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise. – Lord Chesterfield
- Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. – Lord Chesterfield
- I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. – Oscar Wilde
- The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Even man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality. –Mignon McLaughlin
- He does not believe that does not live according to his belief. – Sigmund Freud
- When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. –George Bernard Shaw
- A hypocrite is the kind of politician who would cut down a redwood tree, then mount the stump and make a speech for conservation. – Adlai E. Stevenson II
- Hypocrisy annoys me, people need to look into mirrors. Let me hold a mirror in front of your face. – C. JoyBell C.
- Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents… pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. – Abraham Lincoln
- We are all hypocrites. We cannot see ourselves or judge ourselves the way we see and judge others. – José Emilio Pacheco
- Politeness, The most acceptable hypocrisy. – Ambrose Bierce
- The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity. -André Gide
- Your hypocrisy insults my intelligence. – Toba Beta
- Humans are very seldom either totally sincere or totally hypocritical. Their moods change, their motives are mixed, and they arc often themselves quite mistaken as to what their motives are. – C.S. Lewis
- Counting other people’s sins, does not make you saint. – Hussein Nishah
- A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp. – Joan Rivers
- Hypocritical humility is the highest form of lying. Honest arrogance is the lowest form self-promotion. – Dr T.P.Chia
- If you are truly a gentleman, you do not need to be pretentious. – Dr T.P.Chia
- A hypocrite is more dangerous than a dishonest man. A dishonest man deceives and cheats, and a hypocrite betrays and swindles. – Dr T.P.Chia
- Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. – Wilson Mizner
- People would say bad things about you, because it is the only way their insignificant self can feel better than you. – Dennis E. Adonis
- As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say…I just watch what they do. – Andrew Carnegie
- The mouth prays to Buddha but the heart is full of evil. – Vietnamese Proverb
- Many meet the gods but few salute them. Latin Proverb
- If you would rise in the world, veil ambition with the forms of humanity. – Chinese Proverb
- Beware of the person with two faces. – Dutch Proverb
- All are not saints, who go to church. – Italian
- Rudeness is a weak man’s imitation of strength. – Eric Hoffer
- It is often easier to fight for your principles than to live up to them. – Adlai Stevenson
- The things I hate most, are the things that resemble my own faults. I hate bad manners. I hate people that don’t give common courtesy. Hypocrites and cowards. That’s all we are. – Richie
- Well, you can’t really admit to being a hypocrite because well, then you’re not a hypocrite. – Gordo
- You are thieves, killers, adulterers, blasphemers and liars six days a week! And on the seventh day you are hypocrites. – Florence
- Rather a scoundrel than a hypocrite. – Jack Vincent
- Let’s be philosophical. People have lived like hypocrites since the dawn of time. That’s what you call ‘civilisation.’ – François Vasseur
- Do you think I’m a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn’t disagree with you. The road to power is paved with hypocrisy. And casualties. Never regret. – Francis Underwood
- Oh, Thomas. I see now what it takes for a man to make his way in this world. He must make a practice of hypocrisy. -John Lambert
- Hypocrisy is a boil. Lancing a boil is never pleasant. Although they could have been more careful with the blade. – High Sparrow
- I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy. – Colonel Moon
- Ooh, hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization’s greatest virtue. – Michael De Santa
- You say hypocrisy… absolutely! You’re darn tooting! Hypocrisy! It’s the latest fad. It’s what the cool kids are into now, right? Let’s not kid ourselves. We’ve gone from liberte egalite fraternite, to vanite letharge hypocrise. But in the words of Lord Byron, ‘Let us have wine, women, mirth, and the laughter / Sermons and soda water the day after.’ – Dean Van Puddy
- Hypocrisy in anything whatever may deceive the cleverest and most penetrating man, but the least wide-awake of children recognizes it, and is revolted by it, however ingeniously it may be disguised. – Leo Tolstoy
- In our interactions with people, a benevolent hypocrisy is frequently required — acting as though we do not see through the motives of their actions. – Friedrich Nietzsche
- No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true. – Nathaniel Hawthorne
- A criminal is twice a criminal when he adds hypocrisy to his crime. – Marie Corelli
- Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? – Fanny Brice
- You don’t say ‘they all do it’ unless you know you’ve been doing it too. – Christopher Hitchens
- But everybody agrees, somewhere in his heart, that there ought to be some connection between what you believe and how you behave, what you advocate for others and how you live yourself. – Christopher Hitchens
- The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
No matter your level in life and even your age, you would eventually get to encounter hypocrites on your way as you grow, while some of the encounters might be funny but irritating, the rest might actually turn out to be damaging as hypocrites typically do not have good plans for you, that is why these funny quotes about hypocrisy are of importance. Do share the hypocrisy quotes with your family and friends you want to improve their lives and how they associate with people around them.
