When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein
We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as you,” and I am thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as the people in the loony bin,” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “Well, at least I am an orange”. – Jim Gaffigan
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. – Hunter S. Thompson
The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it. – Hunter S. Thompson
Dear America, I suppose we should introduce ourselves: We’re South Louisiana…You probably already know that we talk funny and listen to strange music and eat things you’d probably hire an exterminator to get out of your yard. We dance even if there’s no radio. We drink at funerals. We talk too much and laugh too loud and live too large and, frankly, we’re suspicious of others who don’t. – Chris Rose
Being weird is just a side effect of being awesome. – Anonymous
Nowadays, everybody wanna be weird. We know how to manifest being weird. – ASAP Rocky
To look at her, you might not guess that inside she is laughing and crying, at her own stupidities and luckiness, and at the strange enigmatic ways of the world which she will spend lifetime trying to learn and understand. – Sylvia Plath
I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. – Johnny Depp
I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all- Johnny Depp
Sometimes people say I should see a therapist, but I don’t want any therapist wrecking my weirdness. – Peter Wolf
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist’s career. – E. A. Bucchianeri
The longer you go by yourself the weirder you get, and the weirder you get the longer you go by yourself. – Jim Shepard
Don’t be afraid to be awesome. Sometimes being weird and different is good. When you think you’re working hard, there is always someone else working harder, so always be yourself and know your stuff. – Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary. – Cecil Beaton
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words. – David Foster Wallace
It’s OK to be weird. And maybe your weird is my normal. Whos to say? I think its an attitude. – Lady Gaga
I’m one of those regular weird people. – Janis Joplin
Things that make you weird as a kid will make you great tomorrow. – James Victore
Where’s your will to be weird? – Jim Morrison
It’s weird not to be weird. – John Lennon
Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them. – Dick Francis
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. – Dr. Seuss
People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. – Dr. Seuss
If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking. – George S. Patton
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. – Paul McCartney
Stay Weird, Stay Different. – Graham Moore
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. – Martin Luther King, Jr.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. – Frank Zappa
The fact was, by the time she got to high school, being weird and proud of it was an asset. Suddenly cool, Blue could’ve happily had any number of friends. And she had tried. But the problem with being weird was that everyone else was ‘normal’. – Maggie Stiefvater
I write weird stories. I don’t know why I like weirdness so much … But when I write, I write weird. That’s very strange. When I’m getting more and more serious, I’m getting more and more weird. – Haruki Murakami
People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. – Dan Quayle
Just try to make the world a better place for your having been here. – Jimmy Doolittle
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. – Robert Fulghum
There is no such thing as a weird human being, It’s just that some people require more understanding than others. – Tom Robbins
In fact almost everyone in my yearbook wrote the same thing to me: “To weird girl, you’re nice.” I didn’t think it was bad. When I showed my mother she said, “Everyone is different.” Being weird became my tool. I’m weird; that’s who I am. It was my coping badge. – Jenny Lawson
If you are being weird or silly you can be excused because you are just playing a character. – Taryn Manning
There’s a whole category of people who miss out by not allowing themselves to be weird enough. – Alain de Botton
We’re so quick to cut away pieces of ourselves to suit a particular relationship, a job, a circle of friends, incessantly editing who we are until we fit in. – Charles de Lint
I’ve worked with a lot of really famous people. It stops being weird really quickly. For me, at least. – Zoe Kazan
I like the idea that we can contain our weirdness, but I prefer it when we wear it all over ourselves. – Kelly Oxford
Being called weird is like being called Limited Edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. – Ryan Forbes
You laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at you because you’re all the same. – Jonathan Davis
It’s weird how time can change something you thought would always stay the same. – Susane Colasanti
The fact was, by the time she got to high school, being weird and proud of it was an asset. Suddenly cool, Blue could’ve happily had any number of friends. And she had tried. But the problem with being weird was that everyone else was normal. – Maggie Stiefvater
Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist’s career. – E.A. Bucchianeri
Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor. – Jayelle Cochran
A real friendship ought to introduce each person to unexpected weirdness in the other. – Jaron Lanier
Be the weird you want to see in the world. – Wein Benlick
There are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just fit right in. – Graeme Sims
Being weird is not a bad thing, it shows how special you are in your own way. – D. Fetahu
There’s a whole category of people who miss out by not allowing themselves to be weird enough. – Alain De Botton
What makes you different or weird, that’s your strength. – Meryl Streep
All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art. – Roman Payne
Nobody is so weird others can’t identify with them. – Rebecca Miller
I’d rather be a little weird than all boring. – Rebecca McKinsey
People with Parkinson’s are not some weird people on the edge of human experience. – Helen Mirren
We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. – Stephen Hawking
I’m very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences. – Graham Parker
Blessed are the weird people ? poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters & troubadours ? for they teach us to see the world through different eyes. – Jacob Nordby
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird. – Paul Mccartney
I do not like people touching my underwear. That’s just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too. – Carrie Underwood
I am one of the happiest people I know. And that’s a weird place to have arrived at from being a depressed Jewish kid. – Debra Winger
For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed. – L. Frank Baum
I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird. – Lauren Ambrose
To pigeonhole a genre as being successful or unsuccessful is weird. – Chester Bennington
My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. – Stephanie Perkins
I like being weird. Weird’s all I’ve got. That, and my sweet style. – Leo Valdez
I’m not entirely comfortable saying I’m an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are. – Seth Aaron Rogen
In writing a weird story, I always try very carefully to achieve the right mood and atmosphere and place the emphasis where it belongs. – H. P. Lovecraft
I thought weirdness was a good thing. I don’t mean that defensively, either. I thought it was something to be cultivated. – Holly Black
When we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love ‘ true love. – Robert Fulghum
This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top. – David Lynch
Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
We all know interspecies romance is weird. – Tim Burton
Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them. – Dick Francis
But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger. – Arthur C. Clarke
Don’t be afraid to be awesome. Sometimes being weird and different is good. When you think you’re working hard, there is always someone else working harder, so always be yourself and know your stuff. – Jacqueline Macinnes Woo
If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you. – Ellen DeGeneres
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson
Sharpen your rough edges and be the best version of your weird self. – Colin Wright
